November 2012
Chris and I have been together for
nearly 8 years and 7 Thanksgivings. This past Thanksgiving went VERY
well but we have had some that did not quiet turn out as well...
Thanksgiving 2007 (Get
ready... This is one for the history books)
The Klingsicks
Shawnee, OK
Let me set the stage first: Chris and
I lived in a small 1200 sq ft house in Shawnee, OK and our two beagles, Abbey and Oxford, had just had
their 1st batch of 6 beagle puppies. We were trying to have an early lunch
(12:30ish) so Chris and dad could watch the Cowboys game on TV. Chris' friend
Chris Calvert (Same one from 2005) and his wife Marnie wanted to come over and
see our new puppies as they were huge beagle fans.
Chris and I were ready... To host
that is! This was a "Klingsicks" Thanksgiving and we
decided we were going to FRY A TURKEY. We had been reading and studying up on
it and decided we could handle it! All of us, my parents included, were so
excited to try something new... and who doesn't like fried meat? Chris and I
went out and bought the outdoor turkey fryer, oil and utensils and were ready
to fry this bird.
We woke up early on Thanksgiving
morning and got all the preparations ready to fry the turkey. This was an
outdoor fryer (Like the ones you see on TV and movies with those
crazy Cajuns from Louisiana) and
it was below freezing in Shawnee on that day. We knew it was going to be cold
but we had NO IDEA it would be that cold. We had a steep driveway and you were
not supposed to fry in the garage in case it all caught on fire so we had to
move to the street (This should have been our first clue that something
was about to go TERRIBLY wrong)!
Around 10am Chris and my dad went
outside to start heating up the oil in the fryer. Again it was below freezing
and the wind was blowing very hard (It is OKLAHOMA
people). Poor Chris and dad, it took them nearly 20 minutes just to light the
fryer. Once they finally got it lit they were so cold they began to take shifts
watching the oil start to heat up. By noon the wind was blowing so hard and
fast that Chris had to go into the garage and find a large box to place around
the fryer so the flame would not burn out.
It was only supposed to take 40 minutes
to heat the oil up in the fryer (Even outside). Two more hours had past (2pm)
but the oil had finally heated up to the required temperature on the
thermometer. Chris and dad went out into the street like heroes and placed the
bird into the oil to fry. Almost immediately the temperature of the oil and
fryer dropped over 50 degrees. They both stood out there for a few minutes and
soon realized they were too cold to both stand out there in the cold
temperatures and wind so they went back to taking shifts.
After 2 more hours had passed (4pm)
Chris and dad were both icicles and the meat was barely warmed through at all.
The flame had blown out numerous times and we had all but given up hope. Most
of the rest of the side dishes had been sitting in the oven on "warm"
or were awaiting to be put into the oven. We literally had nothing ready and we
had been cooking/ preparing for over 6 hours. Dad said it was time to call it
and go and get some meat from Denny's (The only thing open on Thanksgiving back
in the day)!
Mom and Allison started trying to get
all the side dishes ready, Chris tried to clean up the frying mess while dad
and I went to Denny's to get some turkey meat. While Dad and I were gone, Mom
and Allison had some troubles with the sweet potatoes. As dad and I arrived
back at the house with the meat black smoke was pouring out the kitchen window
and the front door as the smoke alarms were blaring as loud as can be. The
juice from the sweet potatoes had boiled over and begun a fire (An actual fire)
in the bottom of the oven. All of the puppies were inside in a crate just
wailing and barking as loud and annoying as can be.
Finally around 5:30pm we set down to
eat our Denny's turkey, dressing and burnt sweet potatoes. Almost immediately
after the prayer was complete, we heard the doorbell ring and sure enough it
was Chris Calvert and Marnie there to see the dogs. Chris and I got up from the
table and tried to greet them and be social. My Chris explained the story to
Chris and Marnie who laughed hysterically but encouraged us to go ahead and eat
even though they were there. If you know Chris Davis, you know he didn't need
their permission and had already downed a turkey leg. My family, on the other
hand, was not so easy to convince it was OK to eat. I felt really bad and weird
eating with them there and so did my parents. I think through most of this time
Allison and Mom ate a little but Dad and I barely ate anything.
The cute little puppies!
About 20 minutes after Chris and
Marnie arrived they wanted to see Abbey and Oxford (Our beagles and the parents
of the 6 puppies) so they looked out the backdoor and saw them anxiously await
some attention. Chris Calvert said "Why don't we just go out back
and love on them while y'all eat". This sound like a wonderful
idea so we agreed and they opened the back door. As soon as the back door
opened Abbey rolled over for some petting while Oxford took two steps
(Literally) and jumped up on our table with all the food. Before we could even
realize it he had eaten most of the Turkey (From Denny's) and some other food.
Rolls and side dishes were flying EVERYWHERE! While we were getting him off the table, Abbey jumps up and does the same
thing. Six little puppies are trying to jump up and cant and all 8 dogs were
just barking and eating like crazy. Dad is yelling and mom and trying to get them off the table while Allison is just laughing and possibly crying I don't remember! Finally we get both adult dogs off the
table and back outside. But... the damage had been done. The table was covered
in a big mess and all that was left was the burnt sweet potatoes (Oxford is a little picky so he did not eat those).
The culprits and masterminds behind the whole thing! (They look so innocent don't they!)
I am beyond embarrassed at this point
and I start crying and go and hide out in the bedroom. Chris Calvert and Marnie
almost immediately said good bye and left. We later found out that they sat
outside in their car and laughed for well over 30 minutes. We were all hungry
and tired and just wanted to eat. We ended up making sandwiches and eating
those and chips for our Thanksgiving feast. If only we would have had a video
camera... We would be rich!
Just another crazy Thanksgiving for Chris and
Kellie!
Thanksgiving
is my favorite holiday on the calendar and looking
back makes me realize why! We have had some very memorable Thanksgivings! I
will NEVER forget some of them!
God is good... ALL THE TIME!